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Man: Ghosts tend to stick around

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when they have some kind
of unfinished business.

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Oftentimes, the type of haunting

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will give me some sort of insight

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into what that unfinished business is.

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And finishing unfinished business,

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well, that literally is my business.

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Let's get down to it.

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These disturbances

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of which we spake over
the phone at great lengths,

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would you mind walking me through it again?

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Evidently, I didn't write anything down,

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so all of it would be helpful.

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Things move around in the attic at night.

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We hear creaking. The
exterminator find nothing.

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And then one day, my wife,

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she find this under her pillow.

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Mm.

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- I've seen this before.
- What is it?

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I'm trying to think of
the most delicate way

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to say this without offending you.

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Scrabble? It's a popular word game.

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You make words out of
these cute tiles here.

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(Speaking Korean)

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It doesn't matter.

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The point is that I think this is a crue.

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Clue. This is a clue.

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So, what does the A mean?

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The A? Oh, yes.

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I have no idea.

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I'll have to ask the ghost.

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(Rock theme music playing)

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(Slow dramatic theme playing)

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All right, here we are.

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Why don't we start with this?

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You obviously chose this tile for a reason.

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Right?

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You guys do everything
for a reason, don't ya?

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Hm?

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Herro?

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Oh, f... king f... king, f... k fart!

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What is it? What?

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Oh, what's this?

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A...

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Ang... Ang...

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Ang... Angina.

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Ang... ange... Angus. Angus burger.

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Please, tell me you're spelling
"Angus burger" right now.

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I remember this one time
I had an Angus patty,

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it was so juicy, I didn't
just eat that thing,

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I literally performed cunnilangus on it.

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La-la-la-la-la. I'm gonna
stop you right there.

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No, no, let me just
finish this Angus memory.

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Angus? But I'm spelling Angie.

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Uh, Angie.

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Oh, whoa.

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Can you...? Oh, my.

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- Who are you?
- Name is Kevin Pacalioglu.

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I know it's a bit of a mouthful.
You can just call me Pac.

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That's what all my friends call me.

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Well, my friend.

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My drug dealer.

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Why are you here?

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Because Mr. and Mrs. Lee downstairs

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said that you've been haunting their house,

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and they've asked me
to come and help, Angie.

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Oh, no, no, I'm actually Daniel.

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Daniel. Who's Angie then?

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Angela, my girlfriend, she
used to live in this house,

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and we'd come up here and make out,

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and I really thought
she was gonna be the one.

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What happened?

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The war.

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I joined the army, and
within the first week,

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got a bullet through the back of my head.

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Worst part about it is, I
never got to see any action.

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Mm, right, because of your head hole?

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Well, no, actually, I never, um,

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even got to fire my
gun, you catch my drift?

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Yeah, I thought I did,

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until you just said
"if you catch my drift."

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I never got to have sex. I died a virgin.

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Ah, yes.

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Got it, okay, you were
gonna bring her up here

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and bareback her on that
ratty old mattress over there.

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Romantic. Got it. That's
why you're still here.

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Hey, this may sound crazy,
but since you can hear me,

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maybe there's something else you can do.

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If you're talking about a possession,

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you are out of luck.

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I do not do that anymore.

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So isn't there something else we can do

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so I can pay my rent and you can move on?

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I'm here for Angela, that's it.

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- Are you serious?
- I'm dead serious.

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- That's clever.
- I know.

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- Ha-ha-ha!
- But really.

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- You're serious?
- Very.

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Shit.

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Roofie: So how you doin', Pac?

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A happy meal, please.

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You always get the happy meals.

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Ooh. Come on, man, you're a little light.

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You're a little dark.

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I can't keep floatin' you like this.

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- Come on, Roof.
- Ehh...

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I'm sorry, I don't know
what you want me to say.

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I'm not gettin' jobs like I used to, okay.

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People are living longer,
so there's fewer ghosts,

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and everybody's so
desensitized to these hauntings

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because of the paranormal festivity movies.

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Plus, you know, I've just
gotten, like, so lazy.

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I think you're sellin' yourself short, man.

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- Am I?
- You got a prodigious ability.

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You got to capitalize on that.

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You don't charge your clients enough.

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My clients are usually more willing

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to put up with the ghosts
than they are with me.

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Okay, whatever. It's your life.

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- It is my life.
- Your life.

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And I wanna be high, heh.

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Male TV host: A my guest today is
celebrated paranormal communicator

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Miss Camomile White.

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(Audience applauding)

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It's such a pleasure to meet you.

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Lovely to see you. Thank
you, ladies and gentlemen.

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Miss Camomile White has graced us

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with a new book that she has entitled,

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The Ghost Who Came Inside.

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Nice title.

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I will be appearing

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at the Occult Classics Bookstore

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tomorrow for a book signing.

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She's so dreamy.

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You gotta go down to that book
signing and spark up a convo.

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- What?
- Mm-hm.

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No, a girl like her, and a guy like me,

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we're from different worlds, we can't talk.

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- It would never work.
- Come on, y'all both mediums.

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But she's a celebrity, she's beautiful.

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I'm just, like, this lowly jackass

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who can't even afford his rent.

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Matter of fact, I might be homeless

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by the time I finish this joint.

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I am gonna have to go
through with this possession.

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This teenager was a
soldier and died in the war.

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This poor kid, he died a virgin.

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(Scoffs)

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He just wants my body to
have sex with his girlfriend.

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Wait, wait, wait. You got a job,

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all you gotta do is get laid to get paid?

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Yeah.

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When's the last time you had sex?

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I don't know. What's today, Friday?

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Tuesday.

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Tuesday. Okay, so like...

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Eight years ago.

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Danny, the virgin, I've reconsidered.

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- I'm gonna bone your girlfriend.
- Really?

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I'm gonna bone your
girlfriend, my good man!

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Ghost high-five! All right!

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Okay, two things.

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First thing, is she attractive?

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- She's beautiful.
- Oh, thank God.

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Two, this is a one-time deal, right?

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I'm not coming back every time

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time you wanna dip the old wick. You are:

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(Whistles)

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I just wanna get laid.

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Where does she live?

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Ah, hi.

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Ah, Miss Diinooki, I hope?

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It's Dinucci. Can I help you?

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Ho, oh, wow.

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Ah, yes.

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This is gonna sound a little bit strange.

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I understand that. Here it goes, anyway.

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I have been sent here by
Daniel, your boyfriend who died.

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He's haunting a house that
I've been hired to exorcise,

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and the only way that he will move on

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is if he can possess my body

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and use it as a vessel with
which to make love to you.

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With me.

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- I'm here to f... k you.
- I'm calling the cops.

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No, no cops! No cops!

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I'm not gonna have sex with you.

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Technically, you'd be having
sex with your boyfriend,

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so no harm, no foul. I'm a lesbian.

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That's just a phase. You're in mourning.

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- For who?
- For whom?

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I don't know what you're saying.

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Eh, let's try this again, okay?

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Here.

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(Clears throat)

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Hi there. Are you Angie Dinooki?

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- No.
- No. Okay,

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is there anybody here by that name?

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Yeah, she's watching her program.

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Nonna!

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What is it, bellissima?

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Oh, that war.

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Ms. Dinucci, I should really
explain myself a little better.

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Save it, Casanova.

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My granddaughter already told me

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all about your little spiel.

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Okay, look, trust me,
I know when I tell you

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there are spirits that stick
around in the human realm

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for a long time after they've passed.

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Yeah, sure, I believe that.

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I watch that Camomile White

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every time she's on one of my programs.

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I like her.

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But that doesn't mean I go along with it.

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What? Why? Why not?

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My Daniel was a beautiful boy.

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He had a face like Rudolph Valentino.

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A culo you could eat the real scarpino.

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- Oh, really?
- Look, I'm sorry,

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but my answer is no.

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Okay.

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You should know though,

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that if I hadn't taken about
20 of your goiter analgesics,

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drank a half a bottle of cough syrup,

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and popped about 15 of those sugar cubes,

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I would be utterly heartbroken right now.

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Good day, sir.

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(Speaks Italian)

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(Car horn honks)

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(Man chattering)

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(Suspenseful theme playing)

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(Suspenseful theme continues)

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"Even though he was gone,

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"I could feel him around me,

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inside me.

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A gentle breeze wafted through the bedroom

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and caressed my creamy
white immaculate thighs.

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I thought about closing the window,

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but when I looked over,

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I saw that it was already

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closed."

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Thank you so much for that, Miss White.

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That was paranormal erotica at its finest.

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Thank you.

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Okay, I'd like to open it up

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to the audience for some questions.

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I have a question.

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So Occult Classics has been

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in my family for three generations.

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My grandfather actually died here.

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There were some odd circumstances

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surrounding his death,

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and I don't mean to put you on the spot,

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but I was hoping right here
in front of all these people,

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you could maybe tell me exactly

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what happened the night that he died.

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(Crowd murmuring)

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(Breathes deeply)

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(Whispers) I see him.

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I see your grandfather.

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But I see some negative energy around him.

261
00:12:00,405 --> 00:12:02,107
Is... is that making sense to you?

262
00:12:02,108 --> 00:12:05,381
Um, not really. He died in a fire.

263
00:12:05,382 --> 00:12:07,486
- A fire!
- Yes!

264
00:12:07,487 --> 00:12:09,457
Yes, yes, I see it.

265
00:12:09,458 --> 00:12:11,060
I see a fire.

266
00:12:11,061 --> 00:12:15,135
He actually died trying
to put out that fire.

267
00:12:15,136 --> 00:12:17,674
He died trying to save

268
00:12:17,675 --> 00:12:20,647
this bookstore that he loved.

269
00:12:21,516 --> 00:12:23,586
- Ah.
- I hated this place.

270
00:12:23,587 --> 00:12:25,490
I was the one who started the fire.

271
00:12:25,491 --> 00:12:27,930
Wait, you didn't talk to her?

272
00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:29,365
She made all that up?

273
00:12:29,366 --> 00:12:31,302
Wait, you can hear me?

274
00:12:31,303 --> 00:12:32,772
Wait, she can't hear you?

275
00:12:32,773 --> 00:12:34,643
- Wait.
- Wait.

276
00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:38,451
Camomile White is a fraud?

277
00:12:38,452 --> 00:12:40,957
Hey, if you can hear me,

278
00:12:41,024 --> 00:12:42,726
you need to tell these people the truth.

279
00:12:42,727 --> 00:12:45,232
No, no, I'm not gonna be
the meat in that sandwich.

280
00:12:45,233 --> 00:12:47,470
I've been trapped here for 20 years.

281
00:12:47,471 --> 00:12:49,373
I don't want to be remembered as a martyr

282
00:12:49,374 --> 00:12:51,077
for a place I didn't give a damn about.

283
00:12:51,078 --> 00:12:52,714
- Say something, you!
- No!

284
00:12:52,715 --> 00:12:54,117
Just... just... you just...

285
00:12:54,118 --> 00:12:55,989
- Excuse me.
- What?

286
00:12:56,056 --> 00:12:57,993
We're having a moment here.

287
00:12:58,060 --> 00:13:02,260
I'm so sorry, I'm just having
my own moment over here.

288
00:13:02,302 --> 00:13:05,140
That's okay, love, you're
just a bit confused.

289
00:13:05,141 --> 00:13:09,341
You know, my powers can
be pretty scary to people

290
00:13:09,718 --> 00:13:12,456
when they don't understand how they work.

291
00:13:12,457 --> 00:13:14,326
I... I understand them just fine.

292
00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:16,999
I... I am, myself,

293
00:13:17,067 --> 00:13:18,668
actually a medium.

294
00:13:18,669 --> 00:13:20,406
Really?

295
00:13:20,407 --> 00:13:22,377
'Cause to me, you look more like a large.

296
00:13:22,378 --> 00:13:25,149
(Laughter)

297
00:13:25,150 --> 00:13:27,387
You're gonna take that?
Stand up for yourself.

298
00:13:27,388 --> 00:13:29,457
Set me free.

299
00:13:29,458 --> 00:13:31,796
Now, if you don't mind, medium.

300
00:13:31,797 --> 00:13:33,701
Actually, Shelly,

301
00:13:33,702 --> 00:13:36,373
I don't mind.

302
00:13:36,374 --> 00:13:39,713
I don't mind, big time, okay?

303
00:13:39,714 --> 00:13:42,652
Your grandfather didn't die
trying to save this place.

304
00:13:42,653 --> 00:13:44,657
He died trying to set this thing on fire.

305
00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:46,360
The only reason he had it

306
00:13:46,361 --> 00:13:48,031
in the first place was because...

307
00:13:48,098 --> 00:13:49,867
(Whispers) Grandmother loved to read.

308
00:13:49,868 --> 00:13:52,239
Your grandmother loved
to read so much, you know,

309
00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:53,709
and when then she died, he was like,

310
00:13:53,710 --> 00:13:55,413
"good, get rid of it. I don't want it."

311
00:13:55,414 --> 00:13:58,019
So he decided he was gonna... burn it.

312
00:13:58,085 --> 00:14:00,056
Stage a fire, collect the insurance money,

313
00:14:00,123 --> 00:14:02,061
- and open up...
- The restaurant.

314
00:14:02,128 --> 00:14:03,664
The restaurant he'd dreamed of having,

315
00:14:03,665 --> 00:14:06,435
and name it Ralphie's, after his son,

316
00:14:06,436 --> 00:14:09,042
your father, and if the
restaurant didn't start

317
00:14:09,108 --> 00:14:10,744
paying for itself after the first quarter,

318
00:14:10,745 --> 00:14:12,381
he was gonna light another fire,

319
00:14:12,382 --> 00:14:14,053
and burn that sucker down,

320
00:14:14,119 --> 00:14:16,323
and... uh...

321
00:14:16,324 --> 00:14:17,759
Ah, I'm sorry, I'm being told

322
00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:19,864
to shut my mouth by the ghost,

323
00:14:19,865 --> 00:14:21,467
because I have said enough already.

324
00:14:21,468 --> 00:14:23,572
That does make sense.

325
00:14:23,573 --> 00:14:25,476
We good?

326
00:14:27,347 --> 00:14:29,651
Shelley: Grandpa was a shyster,

327
00:14:29,652 --> 00:14:31,622
and gam-gam loved to read,

328
00:14:31,623 --> 00:14:33,793
and she hated when I called
her gam-gam, and she...

329
00:14:33,794 --> 00:14:35,663
How did you know all that?

330
00:14:35,664 --> 00:14:39,805
Ahhhh-mooo!

331
00:14:39,806 --> 00:14:42,512
A-boon deshift deshy-a!

332
00:14:42,513 --> 00:14:44,116
Tooak-eenee!

333
00:14:44,182 --> 00:14:47,455
Shamm-a-hiya! Cach!

334
00:14:47,456 --> 00:14:50,128
(Crowd murmuring)

335
00:14:50,195 --> 00:14:53,636
(Camomile gagging)

336
00:15:02,555 --> 00:15:05,727
Cool, tag sale.

337
00:15:05,728 --> 00:15:07,564
Fun.

338
00:15:07,565 --> 00:15:09,435
What do we got?

339
00:15:09,436 --> 00:15:11,540
Ah, I already have all this stuff.

340
00:15:11,541 --> 00:15:13,242
Wait a second.

341
00:15:13,243 --> 00:15:15,948
Ah! Just the man

342
00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:18,153
I was hoping never to see again in my life.

343
00:15:18,221 --> 00:15:19,689
You're out!

344
00:15:19,690 --> 00:15:21,661
No, wait, you can't just
sell all my treasures.

345
00:15:21,662 --> 00:15:23,797
I mean, my giant remote?

346
00:15:23,798 --> 00:15:26,170
I was hoping it would pay
back the three months' rent,

347
00:15:26,237 --> 00:15:27,806
but this is worthless!

348
00:15:27,807 --> 00:15:29,845
No one wants a plunger that says "mama."

349
00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:31,482
It says "moma."

350
00:15:31,483 --> 00:15:32,916
It's from the museum. It's probably art!

351
00:15:32,917 --> 00:15:34,720
- No one wants it!
- I want it!

352
00:15:34,721 --> 00:15:37,428
I'll take everything. How much?

353
00:15:38,263 --> 00:15:40,801
I give you everything for 500.

354
00:15:40,802 --> 00:15:42,470
- Thirty.
- Deal.

355
00:15:42,471 --> 00:15:43,806
You still owe me rent!

356
00:15:43,807 --> 00:15:46,446
- Woman: Tabboulleh!
- I'm coming!

357
00:15:48,217 --> 00:15:51,923
Look, I've been thinkin'
a lot about Daniel,

358
00:15:51,924 --> 00:15:53,627
and when we were young,

359
00:15:53,628 --> 00:15:56,667
he used to write me
letters, and on the envelope

360
00:15:56,668 --> 00:15:58,939
he would always just
put one single letter a.

361
00:15:58,940 --> 00:16:02,212
And when I saw that tile
that you left the other day,

362
00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:04,416
it reminded me of that, and him,

363
00:16:04,417 --> 00:16:06,455
and how much he meant to me.

364
00:16:06,456 --> 00:16:08,559
So...

365
00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:10,196
So maybe you're not my type,

366
00:16:10,263 --> 00:16:13,202
but it's just something I gotta do.

367
00:16:13,269 --> 00:16:14,471
I'm in.

368
00:16:14,472 --> 00:16:16,342
You're in? Oh, yes!

369
00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:18,446
Oh, my God, you have no
idea how happy that makes me.

370
00:16:18,447 --> 00:16:21,753
Today has just been like
the worst day of all time.

371
00:16:21,754 --> 00:16:23,892
Hang on, hang on.

372
00:16:25,362 --> 00:16:26,563
Oh, God.

373
00:16:26,564 --> 00:16:28,902
- What's that?
- Magic mushrooms.

374
00:16:28,903 --> 00:16:31,406
See, for a possession like this to work,

375
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:34,614
my mind needs to be in a
more mushiable, dark state.

376
00:16:34,615 --> 00:16:38,789
Basically, I need to
go on a really bad trip.

377
00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:53,837
Did you get any lube?

378
00:16:53,838 --> 00:16:55,976
All they had was this kimchi mayo.

379
00:16:57,979 --> 00:16:59,816
(Groans)

380
00:17:02,356 --> 00:17:05,028
You... you feelin' the mushrooms yet?

381
00:17:06,096 --> 00:17:08,434
(Chirping)

382
00:17:08,435 --> 00:17:09,971
It's hard to really tell.

383
00:17:09,972 --> 00:17:12,242
(Laughter)

384
00:17:14,615 --> 00:17:16,618
Here.

385
00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:17,920
What's that?

386
00:17:17,921 --> 00:17:20,526
This is a list of my insecurities.

387
00:17:20,527 --> 00:17:22,664
Mushrooms only get me halfway there.

388
00:17:22,665 --> 00:17:25,270
I need to be broken down
emotionally and physically.

389
00:17:25,337 --> 00:17:27,140
If you would be so kind...

390
00:17:30,482 --> 00:17:32,285
Please.

391
00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:34,455
"You're a loser.

392
00:17:34,456 --> 00:17:36,626
Your only friend is your drug dealer."

393
00:17:36,627 --> 00:17:38,932
Your breath smells like spoiled concetta.

394
00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:40,602
Wait, is that on there?

395
00:17:40,603 --> 00:17:42,039
Ah, just a pitch.

396
00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:44,009
"You've been in the same
business for ten years

397
00:17:44,010 --> 00:17:45,612
and you have nothing to show for it.

398
00:17:45,613 --> 00:17:47,817
You finally met the girl of your dreams

399
00:17:47,818 --> 00:17:49,821
and now you got your heart broken

400
00:17:49,822 --> 00:17:52,126
because she turned out not
to be who you thought she was,

401
00:17:52,127 --> 00:17:54,064
so you gave up on love,

402
00:17:54,065 --> 00:17:57,003
and you're resolved to spend
the rest of your life alone."

403
00:17:57,004 --> 00:18:00,043
(Sobbing)

404
00:18:02,817 --> 00:18:04,819
(Panting)

405
00:18:08,494 --> 00:18:10,130
Daniel?

406
00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:11,734
Daniel!

407
00:18:11,735 --> 00:18:13,605
(Laughs joyfully)

408
00:18:13,606 --> 00:18:16,076
Daniel,

409
00:18:16,077 --> 00:18:18,882
I can't believe it's really you.

410
00:18:18,883 --> 00:18:21,154
It's been so long.

411
00:18:21,155 --> 00:18:23,925
(Both gasp)

412
00:18:23,926 --> 00:18:26,832
You're more beautiful than
the day that I shipped off.

413
00:18:26,833 --> 00:18:29,003
I'm so glad I get a second chance.

414
00:18:29,004 --> 00:18:31,008
(Chuckles)

415
00:18:35,551 --> 00:18:36,954
Are you ready?

416
00:18:38,190 --> 00:18:40,395
(Dramatic theme playing)

417
00:18:53,923 --> 00:18:55,826
(Both moaning)

418
00:18:55,827 --> 00:19:00,304
(Both screaming)

419
00:19:06,917 --> 00:19:08,887
(Both moan)

420
00:19:08,888 --> 00:19:10,657
Oh, my God.

421
00:19:10,658 --> 00:19:12,962
(Laughs)

422
00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:20,178
So you wanna go again?

423
00:19:20,179 --> 00:19:23,016
You know it's just me
now, right, Mrs. Dinucci?

424
00:19:23,017 --> 00:19:24,186
I'm game if you are.

425
00:19:24,187 --> 00:19:25,956
Yeah.

426
00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:28,027
Oh, I see.

427
00:19:28,028 --> 00:19:29,798
Ooh.

428
00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:34,775
(Car horns blaring)

429
00:19:38,784 --> 00:19:40,587
That's him. Stop the car.

430
00:19:40,588 --> 00:19:43,025
Hey, you!

431
00:19:43,026 --> 00:19:44,446
Hey.

432
00:19:44,447 --> 00:19:47,052
Listen to me, you hungry hungry hippo.

433
00:19:47,053 --> 00:19:48,856
Ah!

434
00:19:48,857 --> 00:19:50,726
I don't know who you
are, or what your game is,

435
00:19:50,727 --> 00:19:53,431
but if you ever pull a
stunt like that again,

436
00:19:53,432 --> 00:19:55,570
I will rip off your balls and turn them

437
00:19:55,571 --> 00:19:58,009
into tiny mini dangling earrings.

438
00:19:58,010 --> 00:20:00,613
- Am I making myself clear?
- Yes, perfectly.

439
00:20:00,614 --> 00:20:02,717
Don't you ever contradict me.

440
00:20:02,718 --> 00:20:03,920
I was just trying to help.

441
00:20:03,921 --> 00:20:05,591
I don't need your help.

442
00:20:05,592 --> 00:20:07,863
No, I mean I was just
trying to help somebody else.

443
00:20:07,864 --> 00:20:10,033
No one else needs your help. I help people.

444
00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:11,469
I give them closure.

445
00:20:11,470 --> 00:20:14,476
How does vomiting blue slushie

446
00:20:14,477 --> 00:20:16,380
help give people closure?

447
00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:19,787
But why would you say that?

448
00:20:21,391 --> 00:20:22,692
Uh, because it...

449
00:20:22,693 --> 00:20:23,862
(Screams)

450
00:20:23,863 --> 00:20:28,173
Tiny little dangling earrings.

451
00:20:29,009 --> 00:20:30,678
- Clear?
- Yes.

452
00:20:30,679 --> 00:20:33,819
Yes. Yes.

453
00:20:34,788 --> 00:20:35,823
(Screams)

454
00:20:35,824 --> 00:20:38,496
(Retches)

455
00:20:38,497 --> 00:20:40,032
(Gasps)

456
00:20:40,033 --> 00:20:41,703
(Groaning)

457
00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:50,489
(Car engine starts)

458
00:20:50,490 --> 00:20:51,792
Get in the car now!

459
00:20:53,930 --> 00:20:55,334
(Groans)

460
00:21:00,145 --> 00:21:03,116
Ah! Oh.

461
00:21:03,117 --> 00:21:05,322
(Suspenseful theme playing)

462
00:21:05,372 --> 00:21:09,922
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